Also, you can read best status messages for Facebook for 2013. These messages can be used very easily on the famous social networking site:
-Allow me to introduce my selves.
-Insert coin to view my status message.
-Is now listed as single but in a relationship, it’s complicated.
-Never laugh at your wife’s choices, You are one of them.
-I’ve decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway
-I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
-One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
Best status messages for Facebook
-Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
-Skinny jeans aren’t for everybody…
-Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
-Just when you think you got the answer…someone changes the question.
-Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be totally impossible!
-Speak only when you feel your words are better than silence!
- Do you ever go through someone else’s pictures and just appreciate the fact that you’re not really friends with them?
- I am nobody. nobody’s perfect. therefore, i am perfect
-I wonder if the people of Alaska update their facebook status every time it snows.
-Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
-If I was a superhero I would choose the ability to see through glass.
-As I said before, I never repeat myself.
- If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Best status messages for Facebook
NEW FACEBOOK SMILEY CODES 2013-see a full set
Zodiac signs for Facebook – astronomical symbols (2013)
Zodiac signs for Facebook – astronomical symbols. You can use in various activities on Facebook a few interesting signs of the zodiac:
♈ – Aries (The Ram)
♉ – Taurus (The bull)
♊ – Gemini (The Twins)
♋ – Cancer (The Crab)
♌ – Leo (The Lion)
♍ – Virgo (The Virgin)
Another Zodiac signs for Facebook
♎ – Libra (The Scales)
♏ – Scorpio (The Scorpion)
♐ – Sagittarius (Centaur The Archer)
♑ – Capricorn (Goat-horned, The sea goat)
♒ – Aquarius (The water bearer)
♓ – Pisces (The fish)
Zodiac signs for Facebook:
♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♒ ♓
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Humorous jokes: A man in a bar
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman’s hand and says, “Here…paint my house.”







