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The job for the wife

admin — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 08:42:00 +0000

A guy went to his wife and said, “Guess what, I’ve found a great job. A 10 am start, 2 pm finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week in your hand!”
“That’s great!” said his wife.
“Yeah,” the guy said, “you start on Monday!”

Blonde jokes (3)

admin — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 09:39:05 +0000

Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.
Who picks it up first?
The blonde, because the other two don’t exist!

The difference between a philosopher and an engineer

admin — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:36:26 +0000

What’s the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?
About 50,000 a year.

SMS jokes: letter left by Mom

admin — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:34:33 +0000

Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.
Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time.
Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom.

Is no way to please a woman

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:05:21 +0000

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”