Jokes » entertainment

Is no way to please a woman

admin — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:05:21 +0000

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”

See funny photo effects: Monalibean

admin — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:05:16 +0000

Lady Gaga doll pics

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 18:33:58 +0000

Lady Gaga doll

Britain’s got talent 2011 Razy

admin — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 05:56:10 +0000

Cool Matrix-inspired moves at Britain’s got talent by Razy

This Ain’t Avatar XXX with Misty Stone si Nicki Hunter

admin — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 16:37:52 +0000

Inspired by sci-fi movie Avatar 3D film, titled This Ain’t Avatar XXX is one of the productions of Hustler Studios is one of the productions. Neytiri’s roles and Jake Sully will be interpreted by actors and Nicki Hunter Misty Stone, well known in films for adults. This film film seems to be an extremely costly, because it was built in 3D! So XXX adult film fans will have to see!
photo:cinemagia.ro