Jokes

A guy went to his wife and said, “Guess what, I’ve found a great job. A 10 am start, 2 pm finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week in your hand!” “That’s great!” said his wife. “Yeah,” the guy said, “you start on Monday!”

Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk. Who picks it up first? The blonde, because the other two don’t exist!

What’s the difference between a philosopher and an engineer? About 50,000 a year.

Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him. Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time. Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom.

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That is the talking clock,” the man replied. “How’s it work?” “Watch,” the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear [...]