Jokes

Interesting confusions for laughing (nice) 1. Do fish ever get thirsty? 2. Can u cry under water? 3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it’s already built? 6. When they say dog food is new [...]

See some funny SMS jokes for fun – What’s the difference between a man and E.T.? – E.T. phoned home. – I can prove that the world will not end in 2012:-) Because . . . I Just Found A Bottle Of Ketchup That Expires In 2013…:-D – Marriage is a three ring circus: an [...]

Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. When the girl got back from the date she said : – That was the worst night of my life! – Why is that? her mom asked. – He owns [...]

January Happy new year to me. Took scarf back to store – was too tight. February Bummer of a month. Got fired from job at pharmacy for failure to print labels on medicine bottles. The bottles wouldn’t fit in the typewriter. March Exciting month. Finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months. The box said [...]

Singing for a wish An old guy wanted to go on a vacation, but he didn’t have any money at all. One day while looking around the house for some cash, he found a magic lamp…when he rubbed it out came a genie! The genie said for freeing him from his lamp, he will give [...]