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		<title>6.10.2011 Page Rank GONE?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Page Rank GONE? October 6, 2011 will remain in history websites admin? Today I did a check on the PageRank of many sites and the result was that no site has PageRank. What really happens? Be a new starting point from here to webmasters?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Page Rank GONE? October 6, 2011 will remain in history websites admin? Today I did a check on the PageRank of many sites and the result was that no site has PageRank. What really happens? Be a new starting point from here to webmasters?</p>
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		<title>Earthquake notifications for IPhone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The quakes &#8211; Earthquake Loading Notifications in real time data published on the website of the American Geophysical Service. A free program for the iPhone has become well known, after the recent earthquakes in Japan. Earthquake notifications announcing the production of an earthquake in real time anywhere in the world. It can be found on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The quakes &#8211; Earthquake Loading Notifications in real time data published on the website of the American Geophysical Service. A free program for the iPhone has become well known, after the recent earthquakes in Japan. Earthquake notifications announcing the production of an earthquake in real time anywhere in the world. It can be found on itunes.apple.com.</p>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s strangest perfumes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 10:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world&#8217;s strangest perfumes list: - Perfume that makes you smell like a library-made by perfumer Christopher Brosius; - Perfume paint will leave a blue color when sprayed; - Lobster Scent -smells like a combination of the sea, sweet meat, and a hint of drawn butter; - The smell of cheese is called Eau de [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world&#8217;s strangest perfumes list:<br />
- Perfume that makes you smell like a library-made by perfumer Christopher Brosius;<br />
- Perfume paint will leave a blue color when sprayed;<br />
- Lobster Scent -smells like a combination of the sea, sweet meat, and a hint of drawn butter;<br />
- The smell of cheese is called Eau de Stilton and is inspired by the sharp aroma of blue cheese produced;<br />
- The smell of burgers costing less $ 4 and is called Flame;<br />
- Play Doh Fragrance is odd but would you believe you can get scents of Earthworm and Mushroom;<br />
- Vulva Fragrance is an actual scented product with a vaginal odor that is specifically described as &#8220;not being a perfume&#8221;.<br />
The world is weird, huh?</p>
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		<title>Vanga predictions 2010-2059</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vanga was a blind Bulgarian prophet, mystic, clairvoyant and herbalist who spent most of her life in the Rupite area in the Kozhuh mountains, Bulgaria. Her followers were convinced that she possessed paranormal abilities. [Wikipedia] Here are some predictions made by Vanga: 2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vanga was a blind Bulgarian prophet, mystic, clairvoyant and herbalist who spent most of her life in the Rupite area in the Kozhuh mountains, Bulgaria. Her followers were convinced that she possessed paranormal abilities. [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Vanga" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>]<br />
Here are some predictions made by Vanga:<br />
2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.<br />
2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.<br />
2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).<br />
2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).<br />
2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.<br />
2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.<br />
2025 – Europe still little settled.<br />
2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.<br />
2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.<br />
2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.<br />
2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.<br />
2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).<br />
2076 – Classless Society (communism).<br />
2084 – The restoration of nature.<br />
2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!<br />
2097 – The rapid aging defeated.<br />
2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.<br />
2111 – People become living robots.<br />
2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.<br />
2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.<br />
2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).<br />
2164 – Animals turn half-human.<br />
2167 – A new religion.<br />
2170 – Major drought.<br />
2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).<br />
2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.<br />
2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.<br />
2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.<br />
2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.<br />
2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.<br />
2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.<br />
2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.<br />
2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)<br />
2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.<br />
2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).<br />
2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.<br />
2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.<br />
2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.<br />
2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.<br />
2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.<br />
2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.<br />
2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.<br />
2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.<br />
2371 – The great famine.<br />
2378 – A new fast-growing race.<br />
2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.<br />
3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.<br />
3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.<br />
3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.<br />
3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.<br />
3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.<br />
3815 – The war is over.<br />
3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.<br />
3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.<br />
3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.<br />
4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.<br />
4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.<br />
4304 – Found a way to win any disease.<br />
4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.<br />
4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.<br />
4599 – People achieve immortality.<br />
4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.<br />
5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.<br />
5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.<br />
5079 – End of the World.</p>
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		<title>NASA&#8217;s Cassini spacecraft fly on Titan&#8217;s atmosphere</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA&#8217;s Cassini spacecraft will take its lowest dip through the hazy atmosphere of Saturn&#8217;s moon Titan in the early morning of June 21 UTC, which is the evening of June 20 Pacific time. This weekend&#8217;s flyby, which is the 71st Titan flyby of the mission even though it is known as &#8220;T70,&#8221; takes Cassini 70 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> NASA&#8217;s Cassini spacecraft will take its lowest dip through the hazy atmosphere of Saturn&#8217;s moon Titan in the early morning of June 21 UTC, which is the evening of June 20 Pacific time. This weekend&#8217;s flyby, which is the 71st Titan flyby of the mission even though it is known as &#8220;T70,&#8221; takes Cassini 70 kilometers (43 miles) lower than it has ever been at Titan before. (PhysOrg.com) </p>
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