Jokes

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No No No Cat

1. You sign Christmas cards by putting next to your signature.
2. You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
3. You own a set of itty-bitty screw-drivers and you actually know where they are.
4. You go to computer trade shows and map out your path of the exhibit hall in advance. But you cannot give someone directions to your house without looking up the street names.
5. You know Bill Gates’ e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.
6. You think of the gadgets in your office as “friends,” but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
7. The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.

10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to “Melrose Place” and got a “Error 404″ message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV–even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.